lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates, via unsmokable)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via asian)

  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

urtube:

Two latino men accidentally touch hands

no hombre

(via casasstrophe)

allhailtheicebitch:

the-anderman:

Progress.

he finally opened his hand

allhailtheicebitch:

the-anderman:

Progress.

he finally opened his hand

(via casasstrophe)

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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(Source: takayaabe, via fiercefandoms)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via casasstrophe)